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Random Comments

1 - How old would you think you were if you didn't know how old you are?
2 - I wish I was what I was when I wished I was what I am now
3 - Consistency is the final refuge of the unimaginative
4 - The only truly consistent people are dead
5 - If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience
6 - What's the difference between 'fat chance' and 'slim chance'?
7 - A rich Saudi prince, driving a rolls royce down the main street of Jeddah had a bumper 8 - sticker that read: As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
9 - Why is it called PMS? -- Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
10 - If you throw your cat out of the car window, is that considered kitty litter?
11 - Eat a beaver, save a tree
12 - Eat lamb, 20,000 wolves can't be wrong.
13 - Politicians and diapers should be changed often, for the same reason!
14 - A woman is like a teabag: you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.
15 - Damned if I do, damned if I don't...so damnit I will!
16 - After all is said and done, more is said than done.
17 - Jack and Jill went up the hill, each had a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with two and a half. Do you think they went up after water?
18 - Beware of the toes you step on today. They could be attached to the ass you may have to kiss tomorrow.
19 - Equality!! If men and women were created equal, a judge in capitol crime cases would have to make sure that women were hung like men.