The Creation Of The Pussy

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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher
with smart wit
using a knife
he gave it a slit

Second was a carpenter
strong and bold
with a hammer and chisel
he gave it a hole

Third was a tailor
tall and thin
by using red velvet
the lined it within

Fourth was a hunter
short and stout
with a piece of fox fur
he lined it without

Fifth was a fisherman
nasty as hell
threw in a fish and gave it a smell

Sixth was a preacher
whose name was McGee
he touched it and blessed it
and said it could pee

Last was a sailor
dirty little runt
he sucked it and fucked it
and called it a cunt.